Never meet your girlfriend's family :p

hey .. u kno wat .. its gud wn a guy and a girl are so deeply in luv wid each odr .. and its better if you just try to keep it that way :p and the first thing one shud do for this cause .. say NO to meeting her family .. lol .. and if you do agree on visiting them .. mainly because you GF is so proud of you :p and has definitetly forgotten that you might have been a prize that came along a number of dirty martinis :p then do prepare yourself to hear the phrase "heard alot about you" :D yup yup .. and evry time sm one comes up and says this .. dont trouble urself with the thoughts like .. WTF has he or even she for the sake of female activists :p has actually heard about you. also u will hear it in a number of different wys .. remember the time when ur GF said "its not wat u said .. its how u said it" well :p ul experience it dis time. the slutty ones will come up and say "Hey .. heard alot about you" *wid a beastly grind in the voice and a slight wink just to make sure that she is interested and also dat u cant complain* :p the brother il come up and say "hey man .. heard alot about u" *dat comes along wid a sarcastic "semi-laugh" thinkn he is the best my sis cud do* and ofcourse the father "hello son .. heard alot about you" *strongly shakn ur hand and also actually mwaning "if u ever lay those hands on my lil girl il break em mself"* :p and the gay ones who once watched "friends" might only prefer "Hey .. how u doin ;)" *Joey style* lol .. any ways one golden rule to meeting her family .. u think they matter but they really dont :p consider em the high school exam u once gave that was suposed to serve the purpose of character building and now u cant care less .. lol .. bottom line is .. she loves u .. u love her .. the family .. hmmm .. well respect em *crossing fingers behind my back* :p lol

Can u "guide" me to the bathroom :$

Christmas is almost here :D .. if santa can fix dat flat on time :p