Jerry Seinfekd - Airport

hmmm .. which book should i read ?

its funny how some libraries jus make u go crazy .. i mean i accept the fact that i was bored as hell .. plus the library is jus at walking distance .. plus i jus got new sneakers and was jus in search of a place to walk to .. plus i jus wanted to visit my blog from a random pc and click on my blog ads so dat google wont penalize me as the IP adress cant be traced to me :p yeah dats rite .. in ur face google :p and the funny thing is google wont still be able to track me :p artificial intelligence haan :p lol .. any ways .. at the end of the day .. i did walk up to the library .. let me tell you .. it was only today that i discovered that there are two sides to the shelf :p and bdw the most irritating thing is the way the books are arranged .. i mean do we really needs to arrange the books in a vertical direction .. cz the book name jus goes in a wierd direction and i would have pulled a few muscles bending my neck and trying to find a book i might like .. its also funny when you are not a typical reading type and the thought thats revolving in your mind is "ooh .. the charismatic leader .. i bet il have some stories to tell to the history boys :p" .. this usually happens when you are more of a story teller :$ and bdw we all know why people read these days :p who would not like to come off as a wise kind who rather than getting his ass kicked in the real world decided to learn from the mistakes made by others :p Any ways .. the shelfs made me dizzy and when i was done with the whole shit of trying to find the perfect book .. i realised i could have spent this time improving my reflexes playing games .. or even clickin some ads and making money ;) so yes .. dats what i did .. lol

George Lopez - Spanglish

The Cycle of "Love" :p

well yes .. it aint love .. its "love" *flashing my fingers to show inverted commas* lol .. and the funny thing is .. it follows a definite cycle .. a wise man once said "The power of a relationship lies with the one who cares less" .. and so damn true .. well to summarise this phrase in a simpler and a more understandable statement .. the power of a relationship mostly lies with women :p .. to this most guys and girls wud say "No way .. men definitely care less !" well heres the interesting part .. its true .. lol .. but the thing is women dont let u know that they care .. jus to get their hands on the golden principle just mentioned .. ever wondered how they only remember the stuff u forget :p or even have a clue why they only forget the stuff that u like :p yup yup .. they "care less" lol .. its a funny circle of love i tell u .. u will usually find a woman MOST INTERESTED in you or for that matter IN LOVE when u hav nt proposed yet :p yup yup .. dose are the "good old days" for all dose dumb heads who decided to bend on one knee radr dn walkn away :p .. well this is the first part of the cycle .. jus before the propose .. and believe me they il put in all kinds of tricks from sayn good stuff .. butterin u or even use a few of the dirty tricks in the women hand book dat has never been handed over to the male kind .. the sad part is that man himself fucks up this honey moon period by proposing :p EVER WONDERED WHY GUY IS ALWAYS THE ONE TO PROPOSE ? :p well dats cz every time women get the better of us .. now after the whole bending on one knee crap .. the second cycle starts .. and thats the one where she says yes .. followed by an initial euphoria and then a very long period of pretty much blankness on her part which i prefer to call the "black out" where u keep wondering where did the old good lady go :p .. Now after this is the one cycle evry man hates the most .. this the part where u get to feel like the least attractive guy in the whole wide world and yes the restrictions pull in :p u hate this cz its still so hard to get laid .. lol .. say bye to the boobies u thot u cud get ur finger prints on :p yup yup the crime lab in hell never will kno u were here :p hahahahahaha .. ur screwed :D and then the finall cycle comes .. dats wn u again decide to bend on one knee .. and dis time with a ring in ur hand and the promise of a happily ever after :p now u will be tested positive for the crime lab in hell ;) *High five* but the thing is .. ul always rot in hell :) lol