The Cycle of "Love" :p

well yes .. it aint love .. its "love" *flashing my fingers to show inverted commas* lol .. and the funny thing is .. it follows a definite cycle .. a wise man once said "The power of a relationship lies with the one who cares less" .. and so damn true .. well to summarise this phrase in a simpler and a more understandable statement .. the power of a relationship mostly lies with women :p .. to this most guys and girls wud say "No way .. men definitely care less !" well heres the interesting part .. its true .. lol .. but the thing is women dont let u know that they care .. jus to get their hands on the golden principle just mentioned .. ever wondered how they only remember the stuff u forget :p or even have a clue why they only forget the stuff that u like :p yup yup .. they "care less" lol .. its a funny circle of love i tell u .. u will usually find a woman MOST INTERESTED in you or for that matter IN LOVE when u hav nt proposed yet :p yup yup .. dose are the "good old days" for all dose dumb heads who decided to bend on one knee radr dn walkn away :p .. well this is the first part of the cycle .. jus before the propose .. and believe me they il put in all kinds of tricks from sayn good stuff .. butterin u or even use a few of the dirty tricks in the women hand book dat has never been handed over to the male kind .. the sad part is that man himself fucks up this honey moon period by proposing :p EVER WONDERED WHY GUY IS ALWAYS THE ONE TO PROPOSE ? :p well dats cz every time women get the better of us .. now after the whole bending on one knee crap .. the second cycle starts .. and thats the one where she says yes .. followed by an initial euphoria and then a very long period of pretty much blankness on her part which i prefer to call the "black out" where u keep wondering where did the old good lady go :p .. Now after this is the one cycle evry man hates the most .. this the part where u get to feel like the least attractive guy in the whole wide world and yes the restrictions pull in :p u hate this cz its still so hard to get laid .. lol .. say bye to the boobies u thot u cud get ur finger prints on :p yup yup the crime lab in hell never will kno u were here :p hahahahahaha .. ur screwed :D and then the finall cycle comes .. dats wn u again decide to bend on one knee .. and dis time with a ring in ur hand and the promise of a happily ever after :p now u will be tested positive for the crime lab in hell ;) *High five* but the thing is .. ul always rot in hell :) lol