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Jerry Seinfekd - Airport

hmmm .. which book should i read ?

its funny how some libraries jus make u go crazy .. i mean i accept the fact that i was bored as hell .. plus the library is jus at walking distance .. plus i jus got new sneakers and was jus in search of a place to walk to .. plus i jus wanted to visit my blog from a random pc and click on my blog ads so dat google wont penalize me as the IP adress cant be traced to me :p yeah dats rite .. in ur face google :p and the funny thing is google wont still be able to track me :p artificial intelligence haan :p lol .. any ways .. at the end of the day .. i did walk up to the library .. let me tell you .. it was only today that i discovered that there are two sides to the shelf :p and bdw the most irritating thing is the way the books are arranged .. i mean do we really needs to arrange the books in a vertical direction .. cz the book name jus goes in a wierd direction and i would have pulled a few muscles bending my neck and trying to find a book i might like .. its also funny when you are not a typical reading type and the thought thats revolving in your mind is "ooh .. the charismatic leader .. i bet il have some stories to tell to the history boys :p" .. this usually happens when you are more of a story teller :$ and bdw we all know why people read these days :p who would not like to come off as a wise kind who rather than getting his ass kicked in the real world decided to learn from the mistakes made by others :p Any ways .. the shelfs made me dizzy and when i was done with the whole shit of trying to find the perfect book .. i realised i could have spent this time improving my reflexes playing games .. or even clickin some ads and making money ;) so yes .. dats what i did .. lol

George Lopez - Spanglish

The Cycle of "Love" :p

well yes .. it aint love .. its "love" *flashing my fingers to show inverted commas* lol .. and the funny thing is .. it follows a definite cycle .. a wise man once said "The power of a relationship lies with the one who cares less" .. and so damn true .. well to summarise this phrase in a simpler and a more understandable statement .. the power of a relationship mostly lies with women :p .. to this most guys and girls wud say "No way .. men definitely care less !" well heres the interesting part .. its true .. lol .. but the thing is women dont let u know that they care .. jus to get their hands on the golden principle just mentioned .. ever wondered how they only remember the stuff u forget :p or even have a clue why they only forget the stuff that u like :p yup yup .. they "care less" lol .. its a funny circle of love i tell u .. u will usually find a woman MOST INTERESTED in you or for that matter IN LOVE when u hav nt proposed yet :p yup yup .. dose are the "good old days" for all dose dumb heads who decided to bend on one knee radr dn walkn away :p .. well this is the first part of the cycle .. jus before the propose .. and believe me they il put in all kinds of tricks from sayn good stuff .. butterin u or even use a few of the dirty tricks in the women hand book dat has never been handed over to the male kind .. the sad part is that man himself fucks up this honey moon period by proposing :p EVER WONDERED WHY GUY IS ALWAYS THE ONE TO PROPOSE ? :p well dats cz every time women get the better of us .. now after the whole bending on one knee crap .. the second cycle starts .. and thats the one where she says yes .. followed by an initial euphoria and then a very long period of pretty much blankness on her part which i prefer to call the "black out" where u keep wondering where did the old good lady go :p .. Now after this is the one cycle evry man hates the most .. this the part where u get to feel like the least attractive guy in the whole wide world and yes the restrictions pull in :p u hate this cz its still so hard to get laid .. lol .. say bye to the boobies u thot u cud get ur finger prints on :p yup yup the crime lab in hell never will kno u were here :p hahahahahaha .. ur screwed :D and then the finall cycle comes .. dats wn u again decide to bend on one knee .. and dis time with a ring in ur hand and the promise of a happily ever after :p now u will be tested positive for the crime lab in hell ;) *High five* but the thing is .. ul always rot in hell :) lol

Never meet your girlfriend's family :p

hey .. u kno wat .. its gud wn a guy and a girl are so deeply in luv wid each odr .. and its better if you just try to keep it that way :p and the first thing one shud do for this cause .. say NO to meeting her family .. lol .. and if you do agree on visiting them .. mainly because you GF is so proud of you :p and has definitetly forgotten that you might have been a prize that came along a number of dirty martinis :p then do prepare yourself to hear the phrase "heard alot about you" :D yup yup .. and evry time sm one comes up and says this .. dont trouble urself with the thoughts like .. WTF has he or even she for the sake of female activists :p has actually heard about you. also u will hear it in a number of different wys .. remember the time when ur GF said "its not wat u said .. its how u said it" well :p ul experience it dis time. the slutty ones will come up and say "Hey .. heard alot about you" *wid a beastly grind in the voice and a slight wink just to make sure that she is interested and also dat u cant complain* :p the brother il come up and say "hey man .. heard alot about u" *dat comes along wid a sarcastic "semi-laugh" thinkn he is the best my sis cud do* and ofcourse the father "hello son .. heard alot about you" *strongly shakn ur hand and also actually mwaning "if u ever lay those hands on my lil girl il break em mself"* :p and the gay ones who once watched "friends" might only prefer "Hey .. how u doin ;)" *Joey style* lol .. any ways one golden rule to meeting her family .. u think they matter but they really dont :p consider em the high school exam u once gave that was suposed to serve the purpose of character building and now u cant care less .. lol .. bottom line is .. she loves u .. u love her .. the family .. hmmm .. well respect em *crossing fingers behind my back* :p lol